I'll Laugh My Whole Way Through the Hurricanes and Fire

So, this is a very, very special birthday fic for nijawial. :D See, we have all these little jokes and crack ideas that we come up with, and a few have been requested as fics. This is one such request.

And oddly, about 80% of them involve South Park.

So Nija, this is for you. :D I hope you enjoy!

Title: Real Elves Suck
Fandoms: Halfblood Chronicles/South Park (yes, you read that right. :D)
Word Count: 2744
Rating: R for language

Warnings: Potty mouths, but not nearly as bad as you find on the actual show.

Author's Note: Kenny's dialogue in this fic is exactly like his on the show. He's actually saying real things, but they were run through an English-to-Kenny online translator. :D

Summary: If Kyle had learned one thing and one thing only, it was that Cartman's plans never worked out. Even when they did.

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